quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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