So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
How does one acquire holy water?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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