If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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