What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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