You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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