I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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