vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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