I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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