i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i think i scared a bird with my dick
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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