sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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