gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Randomize