i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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