hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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