quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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