do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Randomize
