i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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