Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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