sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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