something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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