You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Randomize
