Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
