just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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