So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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