pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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