what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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