I wanna bring you to show and tell
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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