Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
