It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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