is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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