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god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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