why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
two words: eviction party
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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