there was a trapeze. enough said
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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