sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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