Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It's never too late to be topless.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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