On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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