I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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