did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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