the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
