He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
even my farts smell like vagina
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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