My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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