the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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