She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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