Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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