i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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