NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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