Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
there is puke in my bra ... again
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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