I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
false alarm, still single
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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