my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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