dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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