oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Who did Billy Mays play for?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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