Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I think I sprained my soul last night
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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