I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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