youre lurking in front of me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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