I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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