White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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