Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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