and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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