She said her name was "party"
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
