Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Randomize
