Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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