We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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